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    E.g.

    Weather resistant – A term that consumers falsely define as "weather proof" and camera companies accurately define as "the warranty doesn't cover water damage".

    Depth of Field – The part of an image that is in best focus, traditionally placed just in front of, or just behind, the subject.

    Web photo-forum: - an online combined IQ/brand-loyalty test site.

    Cost Factor – A multiplier, usually between 1.1 and 2.0, that is applied to the cost of a new camera to determine the true cost, once you factor in the offsetting gift to the wife necessary to gain acceptance after having purchased said new camera. When applying a cost factor before purchasing a new camera, the value can range from 1.0 to Infinity, depending on whether or not the wife will recognize a new camera in use within the first few months after purchase.

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      Loved this comment .... 'Pop up flash:' A magical device that instantly turns people into ghosts. Recommended use: Halloween ...
      [ Canon 1DX ] [ 70-200 f2.8 L is II ] [ 300 f4 L is usm ] [ 50 mm f1.8 II ] [ 24-105 f4 L is ] [ Speedlite 430 ] [Yongnuo 568 ex II flash ] [ Yongnuo flash triggers ] [ Cokin P filters] [ Giottos Silk Road GYTL8384 carbon tripod ] [ Photoshop CS5 ] ... Wish list Canon EF 500 mm f/4 L IS USM.

      Some nice gear, but not much idea ... https://www.flickr.com/photos/123175589@N03/

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