In case of emergency

[Ems]

[colin C]

Very kind of them, but not much use without the pan.

[Daisy M]

Loo- dicrous to me.

[John Liddle]

They made a basic error there - marking something as free rarely results in any one picking it up.

However, mark it with £5 and it will miraculously and silently disappear in no time!

[Ems]

You'd have to be pretty flush to buy it. It would just be money down the pan.