Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The language of lens adverts

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    The language of lens adverts

    Secondhand lens prices are a mystery to me. I keep seeing people selling lenses 2nd hand for more than they can be obtained for BRAND NEW. How they ever sell them I'll never know! Even lenses that are years old get sold for silly money. The funniest one is lens hire companies that sell their ex-hire stock - why the hell would anyone ever buy a lens that's been sent through the post numerous times to people who have no interest in looking after it??!!

    There's lots of interesting language used too. I've worked out what some of the common phrases mean:

    'just over a year old' - it's out of warranty
    'filter on it from day 1' - owner doesn't know how to clean lenses, and the other end will be full of dust
    'costs £999.99 from Wex' - you can find it much cheaper elsewhere, but Wex makes my price look good
    'immaculate box' - it's been in the cupboard whilst the lens got run over by a bus
    'hardly used' - I dropped it in the first week, and it hasn't worked since
    'payment by paypal' - because I don't trust you
    'reason for sale' - I need to tell you why I'm selling it so you don't spot the real reason - the huge scratch on the front element
    'small scuff on the front element that doesn't affect picture quality' - not unless you're dumb enough to actually take a picture with it
    'Tamron' - I should have bought something better
    'Sigma' - I used to have a Tamron - now seen the light and want something with 'Canon' written on it
    'Tokina' - I shouldn't be allowed to own a camera
    'kit lens' - I'm hoping someone is stupid enough to buy this chunk of plastic
    'upgrading' - this one is crap, there's a better version out there
    'Gumtree' - A 5D MkII for £500??? someone is going to get mugged in a very dark alley

    There's more, but it's late and I'm tired. Hope this has helped anyone trying to navigate this minefield.

    Steve

    #2
    Re: The language of lens adverts

    amuzing to say the least
    Canon 600d
    Canon Ef 24-105mm f4L IS USM, Canon EF 17-40mm f/4.0 L USM,
    Speedlight 430 EX II, B+W 110 10 stop Screw in ND

    Comment


      #3
      Re: The language of lens adverts

      Very cynical! I,ve always found people selling photo gear to be honest. Even myself!!!!

      Comment

      Working...
      X